Listen up. I want to talk to you about your little masturbation habit. It's not so little anymore, is it? No, I'm not going to discourage you from jerking it every chance you get, in fact, I want you to jerk it even MORE. You're going to devote your life to stroking for me. You're going to be the biggest masturbation addict the world has ever seen. You're going to be my Fap Fiend.