Ah nostalgia - what a bitch. You've found an old home video that an ex girlfriend made for your birthday one year - the only ex of yours that truly embraced your sneezing fetish. The tape might be dated, but your love for the clip is still fresh - she's naked and shy and trying her best to make her sneezing porn star debut the best she can - with the messiest, snottiest sneezes to boot! She was born to do this for you - sneezing and telling you how to jerk it for her... you might just give her a call after all these years.