Ivy De La Courte and I love you, we think you're a great person but... your penis is so small! Like really small. If we didn't love you we wouldn't say anything, we'd leave and laugh about how small it is but you're so great that we are telling you. We don't want anyone laughing at you. Maybe we can find something to remedy this issue? Then when you pull your pants down girls go WHOA! We want more girls to experience how amazing you are as a human. You're such a good guy we need more people to know!

Ivy De La Courte and I love you, we think you're a great person but... your penis is so small! Like really small. If we didn't love you we wouldn't say anything, we'd leave and laugh about how small it is but you're so great that we are telling you. We don't want anyone laughing at you. Maybe we can find something to remedy this issue? Then when you pull your pants down girls go WHOA! We want more girls to experience how amazing you are as a human. You're such a good guy we need more people to know!