I’m so stoked and all ready with bag and supplies in hand to go swimming when you tell me you’re not just not ready, you can’t go. Only someone goofy like you would mix up Pedialyte powder packet with a diuretic powder! (something that makes you pee lots and lots like coffee) I keep telling you to just pee in the pool, it’s totally normal but you’re being such a little bitch. Only once I start bullying you do you give in and say okay. Let’s see how much piss fills up this pool!

I’m so stoked and all ready with bag and supplies in hand to go swimming when you tell me you’re not just not ready, you can’t go. Only someone goofy like you would mix up Pedialyte powder packet with a diuretic powder! (something that makes you pee lots and lots like coffee) I keep telling you to just pee in the pool, it’s totally normal but you’re being such a little bitch. Only once I start bullying you do you give in and say okay. Let’s see how much piss fills up this pool!