I want to show off some yoga poses I learned at class for you, but I just can't stop farting! This is SO embarrassing! I don't know what's going on with me today and why I'm so gassy. I try all different kinds of poses but no matter whether I'm doing a pose standing, sitting, lying down or even headstands I can't help but fart. Even the most basic moves result in me farting. I try to ignore it, but the farts are so loud and powerful I almost feel like I could fall over at times. I can't believe this is happening. I just wanted to show you some poses and this is not how I planned on this goi...

I want to show off some yoga poses I learned at class for you, but I just can't stop farting! This is SO embarrassing! I don't know what's going on with me today and why I'm so gassy. I try all different kinds of poses but no matter whether I'm doing a pose standing, sitting, lying down or even headstands I can't help but fart. Even the most basic moves result in me farting. I try to ignore it, but the farts are so loud and powerful I almost feel like I could fall over at times. I can't believe this is happening. I just wanted to show you some poses and this is not how I planned on this going at all. Why are you smiling so much? Do you think this is funny? Or do you actually *like* watching me fart while I'm doing yoga poses? Well it seems that you do so I might as well give you what you want. I bend over with my ass facing you and fart in your face some more. Until I finally feel like that's enough "yoga" for today. Since you seemed to enjoy yourself so much perhaps I'll invite you over again the next time I feel like doing some yoga.