I finally got my hands on some Beyond Meat Sausages (I'm a vegetarian after all) and we strike up a conversation about the strangest thing. You ask if I'd ever eat a dick. Not sure how to respond at first, I slowly press into the sausage with my fork, considering what that would be like. Before I've finished eating I've come up with some pretty creative ideas for eating dick.

I finally got my hands on some Beyond Meat Sausages (I'm a vegetarian after all) and we strike up a conversation about the strangest thing. You ask if I'd ever eat a dick. Not sure how to respond at first, I slowly press into the sausage with my fork, considering what that would be like. Before I've finished eating I've come up with some pretty creative ideas for eating dick.