You got pretty unlucky in life. Not only do you have a tiny pathetic excuse for a penis between your legs, you're also a premature ejaculator. Not that it matters much when you cum since no woman would ever entertain the idea of sex with such a small dick. That's also the reason you've stayed a virgin for so long. After a few failed attempts which resulted in embarrassment for you and a good laugh for women, you decided to keep your inadequacy for yourself and embraced the life of a tiny dicked premature virgin loser. And I love rubbing it in.

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You got pretty unlucky in life. Not only do you have a tiny pathetic excuse for a penis between your legs, you're also a premature ejaculator. Not that it matters much when you cum since no woman would ever entertain the idea of sex with such a small dick. That's also the reason you've stayed a virgin for so long. After a few failed attempts which resulted in embarrassment for you and a good laugh for women, you decided to keep your inadequacy for yourself and embraced the life of a tiny dicked premature virgin loser. And I love rubbing it in.

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