Your girlfriend doesn't deserve your cash. I do! I don't care if you've been saving up, I am going to drain your account and take that little engagement ring fund you have been stashing away. Your marriage is doomed anyways, because you know that you will still be desperate to serve and worship Me, even after you're a married man. I've ruined several marriages already, so I figure it's a proactive approach, to just ruin your relationship before it progresses that far. And if you don't have an engagement ring fund, I will still take your cash, preventing you from ever saving up enough to buy on...

Your girlfriend doesn't deserve your cash. I do! I don't care if you've been saving up, I am going to drain your account and take that little engagement ring fund you have been stashing away. Your marriage is doomed anyways, because you know that you will still be desperate to serve and worship Me, even after you're a married man. I've ruined several marriages already, so I figure it's a proactive approach, to just ruin your relationship before it progresses that far. And if you don't have an engagement ring fund, I will still take your cash, preventing you from ever saving up enough to buy one! Clip includes interactive instructions at the end that you may play along with if you so choose ;)