Yum! It's that time of year to bust out the grill and get some meat on. However, I like particular meat, human flesh. Since you are so little, my tongs can easily grab you. I tell you how I would run the flame of the lighter over body as I wait for the coals to heat up. Then it is the difficult decision of which BBQ sauce I slather you with. God, all this grilling me talk it getting me hungry. I wrap my tongs around you, there is no escape for you. I run the flame along your body just to give you a nice char taste before quickly devouring you. You made me work up an appetite.

Yum! It's that time of year to bust out the grill and get some meat on. However, I like particular meat, human flesh. Since you are so little, my tongs can easily grab you. I tell you how I would run the flame of the lighter over body as I wait for the coals to heat up. Then it is the difficult decision of which BBQ sauce I slather you with. God, all this grilling me talk it getting me hungry. I wrap my tongs around you, there is no escape for you. I run the flame along your body just to give you a nice char taste before quickly devouring you. You made me work up an appetite.