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Ha ha oh my, look at this pathetic little dick. It is barely over an inch. Wow, talk about a micro penis. I compare it to my index finger, even pinky. I tell you how absolutely useless you would be in any hole. Come on, I like miniatures but this is ridiculous. I slowly unzip my red latex dress and crush that dickette between my big tits. How pathetic! You might as well call that tiny dick a giant clit. I swear I have seen clits bigger and mine is about half your size. Have you considered just being a bottom bitch? If that really isn't your thing, the only thing that will please a woman is a big fat wallet and a hollow strap-on then. Mistress Ali gives you some great advice after completely making fun of that useless tiny dick.