My oven door is open, eager for you to come inside. Good thing you are tied up, otherwise you might squirm away. I show how I would place you in oven on my baking sheets. Then I tell you how I would season you, oil to seal in the juices and a lot of my spices to make you extra tasty. I enjoy the anticipation as the oven heats up. Your sweat is going to make you nice and salty. I tell you how long I would cook you for and imagine how delicious you will come out. Now it is time to put you in the oven. I grab you and carry you over. Now you are looking up at me as I close the greasy dirty oven...

My oven door is open, eager for you to come inside. Good thing you are tied up, otherwise you might squirm away. I show how I would place you in oven on my baking sheets. Then I tell you how I would season you, oil to seal in the juices and a lot of my spices to make you extra tasty. I enjoy the anticipation as the oven heats up. Your sweat is going to make you nice and salty. I tell you how long I would cook you for and imagine how delicious you will come out. Now it is time to put you in the oven. I grab you and carry you over. Now you are looking up at me as I close the greasy dirty oven door. I lick my lips, knowing you are going to be delicious.