I cross my legs and show off my stiletto hanging off my heels. Then I lift my legs up and dangle both shoes off my heels. After that I cross one leg and slowly dangling my stilettos off my feet until my big toe is only holding it up before it falls to the ground. I know you must be excited at this point, because I switch to the other stiletto and dangle quite aggressively, daring the shoe to come off at any moment.

I cross my legs and show off my stiletto hanging off my heels. Then I lift my legs up and dangle both shoes off my heels. After that I cross one leg and slowly dangling my stilettos off my feet until my big toe is only holding it up before it falls to the ground. I know you must be excited at this point, because I switch to the other stiletto and dangle quite aggressively, daring the shoe to come off at any moment.