Your wife hired Me as a Private Investigator because she suspected you were cheating. Obviously, you were. So I came to your house, as per protocol by My employer, to alert you as to what to expect. But you see, I became a Private Investigator for a reason. Usually, I just let the chips fall where they may because I realize that I can’t take everything into My one hands, as much as I’d love to. But you... You’re a particular type of scum I couldn’t wait to deliver sweet justice to. So here I am, at your house, giving you exactly what you deserve.

Your wife hired Me as a Private Investigator because she suspected you were cheating. Obviously, you were. So I came to your house, as per protocol by My employer, to alert you as to what to expect. But you see, I became a Private Investigator for a reason. Usually, I just let the chips fall where they may because I realize that I can’t take everything into My one hands, as much as I’d love to. But you... You’re a particular type of scum I couldn’t wait to deliver sweet justice to. So here I am, at your house, giving you exactly what you deserve.