You are the worst roommate. You're always so grumpy and negative. A total sourpuss! Well Lycha, Delirious and I have had enough. We'd like you to be a little more sweet. We're all low-key witches with magical powers, and together we're going to turn you into something sweet. With just a snap of our fingers you are magically transformed... into a big cookie cake! Not exactly what we had in mind when we wanted to make you "sweet," but no sense in letting a perfectly good cookie cake go to waste. We lick off some of your tasty frosting before we eagerly slice you up. Then we savor every single...

You are the worst roommate. You're always so grumpy and negative. A total sourpuss! Well Lycha, Delirious and I have had enough. We'd like you to be a little more sweet. We're all low-key witches with magical powers, and together we're going to turn you into something sweet. With just a snap of our fingers you are magically transformed... into a big cookie cake! Not exactly what we had in mind when we wanted to make you "sweet," but no sense in letting a perfectly good cookie cake go to waste. We lick off some of your tasty frosting before we eagerly slice you up. Then we savor every single bite of your delicious chocolate chips. Oh you're so sweet! You are so much better this way! We're going to enjoy devouring you little by little!