I love collecting tinies: little speck of a human being, can't even consider them men. The smaller the better. In fact, I have found the tiniest of all tinies ever! He's barely the size of a piece of dust you would find on my clothing that I would pluck of and flick away. I've never seen one so very small, and he delights me. There are so many ways I can crush him into total dust, and I would probably not even realize it.

There is no way he would survive between these glorious butt cheeks....and he definitely wouldn't make it if I decided to have some fun and place him between my m... Show more