Im late for my wedding! I put on a dress, I have makeup, hairstyle and I am "grounded" in the toilet. Big "blocks" I don't want to get out of me. I strain hard and big, loud blocks and farts come out. I'm frustrated because the wedding starts in 20 minutes and I'm on the toilet! My farts explode one by one! Faster, faster, I don't have time!

Im late for my wedding! I put on a dress, I have makeup, hairstyle and I am "grounded" in the toilet. Big "blocks" I don't want to get out of me. I strain hard and big, loud blocks and farts come out. I'm frustrated because the wedding starts in 20 minutes and I'm on the toilet! My farts explode one by one! Faster, faster, I don't have time!