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You got dumped by your girlfriend and I've come over to chat with you about it. You have no idea really why, but I reveal the truth to you since we're friends too. After telling you all the shocking and disheartening details she told me, I convince you to show me your dick so I can give you my opinion and advice. Once again, you're shocked at my response, but I know you'll take my convincing advice because it's the only way for you!