I was invited to a baby shower the other day and much to my surprise, it was decorated with beautiful clear balloons! I wasn't expecting anything more than small cheap balloons you usually see in the grocery store. Unfortunately there weren't any balloon popping games, but once the party was over, my friend asked us if we wanted to take some home. I suggested we pop them all but the other girls said they were too pretty! I'll never understand that logic. So I played nice and pretended like I wanted to take some home to play with. If only they knew what I had in store for these suckers. As soon...

I was invited to a baby shower the other day and much to my surprise, it was decorated with beautiful clear balloons! I wasn't expecting anything more than small cheap balloons you usually see in the grocery store. Unfortunately there weren't any balloon popping games, but once the party was over, my friend asked us if we wanted to take some home. I suggested we pop them all but the other girls said they were too pretty! I'll never understand that logic. So I played nice and pretended like I wanted to take some home to play with. If only they knew what I had in store for these suckers. As soon as I got home, I took them to my bedroom for some balloon busting. First balloon gets bounced on until I get sick of it and slam down hard with my ass. Bye bye balloon #1! Second one gets humped into the hard wood floor like the silly balloon it is. May as well have some fun with it before it pops, right? After a few minutes I decided it was time to go. Back up onto my feet for a quick butt pop and the balloon goes bang. After the party, the balloons get popped!