I have always had a thing for big boys. Like I mean real big, 300+lbs. You're not quite there yet but I think we can get you there! First, I need you to start a diet of nothing but drive-thru and junk food. If you want a snack? Go get something with a lot of calories. And the gym? I'm gonna need you to go ahead and cancel your membership. I think we can do this and you're gonna get so fat for me and we're just gonna be fat, lazy slobs together. ;)

I have always had a thing for big boys. Like I mean real big, 300+lbs. You're not quite there yet but I think we can get you there! First, I need you to start a diet of nothing but drive-thru and junk food. If you want a snack? Go get something with a lot of calories. And the gym? I'm gonna need you to go ahead and cancel your membership. I think we can do this and you're gonna get so fat for me and we're just gonna be fat, lazy slobs together. ;)