How exciting! My first day at University! It's such a prestigious place that they do things a little differently - this uniform for instance! Such a short skirt, and high heels, and frilly ankle socks and a shirt and tie... but I don't mind, I'm sure I'll have a wonderful 3 years here!

But then my tutor arrives. And it turns out he isn't a tutor, but my 'punishment officer'. I have NO idea what that means, but it appears I skipped some of the paperwork somewhere along the line, and I've ALREADY earned punishment!! Unbelievable! They have corporal punishment here, and I'm soon being...

How exciting! My first day at University! It's such a prestigious place that they do things a little differently - this uniform for instance! Such a short skirt, and high heels, and frilly ankle socks and a shirt and tie... but I don't mind, I'm sure I'll have a wonderful 3 years here!

But then my tutor arrives. And it turns out he isn't a tutor, but my 'punishment officer'. I have NO idea what that means, but it appears I skipped some of the paperwork somewhere along the line, and I've ALREADY earned punishment!! Unbelievable! They have corporal punishment here, and I'm soon being made to strip to my navy blue gym knickers and white vest for a horrible bare-bottom strapping and hand tawsing. And it's NOT OVER! Next, I have to remove my knickers completely and bend over in a shamefully humiliating position for the cane!!

But my induction isn't over. My bottom receives a date stamp so my punishment officer can verify the date of my punishment, and then (as per tradition???) he rubs oil all over me before giving me a demeaning uniform consisting of nothing but my socks, white high heels, and long white satin gloves. He's going to take me to my first assignment like this!!! He fastens a collar and leash around my neck, puts a bar of SOAP IN MY MOUTH!!! and leads me down a corridor, hanging my knickers on a hook in the hall on the way, so everyone will know I've been punished today! The shame is TOO MUCH!