Do come in, and sit down. Relax! I've seen and heard everything as a doctor specialising in sexual dysfunction. So what exactly is the problem? You're worried your cock is too small? Oh don't worry, I see SO MANY MEN who think that, but they're all perfectly normal! Why don't you just pop your clothes off and I'll have a...

...Oh good HEAVENS, that really IS small! Does it grow a bit when its erect? This really is TINY!! I'd better see what it looks like when you're aroused - lots of men don't look very big until they've got an erection...WHAT? It IS erect? Are you absolutely sure ...

Do come in, and sit down. Relax! I've seen and heard everything as a doctor specialising in sexual dysfunction. So what exactly is the problem? You're worried your cock is too small? Oh don't worry, I see SO MANY MEN who think that, but they're all perfectly normal! Why don't you just pop your clothes off and I'll have a...

...Oh good HEAVENS, that really IS small! Does it grow a bit when its erect? This really is TINY!! I'd better see what it looks like when you're aroused - lots of men don't look very big until they've got an erection...WHAT? It IS erect? Are you absolutely sure about that? It's still soooooo small! Is it even capable of producing jizz? Well, I'd better see that then. God, how do you even jerk off with that; your hand dwarfs it! You know, I think I should probably film this; other men are going to find it so comforting that your cock is so much smaller than all of theirs! I can't get enough of watching you stroke that tiny little thing!