What a lovely master bedroom! I'm sure your house is absolutely going to FLY off the market once we list it next week! But what's this on the bed? Is this some kind of pet toy? Or do you have a baby? Because this seems to be a collection of PACIFIERS?? Why would you have these? Ohhhh I see! Some kind of fetish? No, I'm not judgemental at all! Is that why you have the baby bottle and bonnet too? Do you want me to try them on you? Why not; I'm always interested in new experiences!

Hmmm, but now I'm rather envious of you, that looks fun. I want to try the bottle, bonnet and pacifiers ...

What a lovely master bedroom! I'm sure your house is absolutely going to FLY off the market once we list it next week! But what's this on the bed? Is this some kind of pet toy? Or do you have a baby? Because this seems to be a collection of PACIFIERS?? Why would you have these? Ohhhh I see! Some kind of fetish? No, I'm not judgemental at all! Is that why you have the baby bottle and bonnet too? Do you want me to try them on you? Why not; I'm always interested in new experiences!

Hmmm, but now I'm rather envious of you, that looks fun. I want to try the bottle, bonnet and pacifiers too. This one's MASSIVE, I wonder if I can get it into my mouth? Do you know what? I'm going to GIVE IT A GO!