Dressed in my elegant sheer silver gown, I'm cleaning the kitchen table so that you can sit down and enjoy a cup of tea with me, fetish model Ariel Anderssen! But I have an embarrassing problem - my butt crack is so itchy! I try to scratch it without you noticing, but when I realise you can see what I'm doing, I try to persuade you to turn away so that you won't see how embarrassing this is. And my dress is see-through which makes it all even worse. Can you just stop STARING AT ME? And WHY AM I STILL ITCHY??

Dressed in my elegant sheer silver gown, I'm cleaning the kitchen table so that you can sit down and enjoy a cup of tea with me, fetish model Ariel Anderssen! But I have an embarrassing problem - my butt crack is so itchy! I try to scratch it without you noticing, but when I realise you can see what I'm doing, I try to persuade you to turn away so that you won't see how embarrassing this is. And my dress is see-through which makes it all even worse. Can you just stop STARING AT ME? And WHY AM I STILL ITCHY??