I've got a part in a movie and I'm so excited! But the director's not sure how she wants me to play the last scene, a dramatic sword fight with my ex-lover. Since you're my boyfriend, I ask you to watch me rehearse, and tell me which version of my losing the fights is sexiest. It's such fun! And so sexy! Which leather-trousered version of me do you like best?

I've got a part in a movie and I'm so excited! But the director's not sure how she wants me to play the last scene, a dramatic sword fight with my ex-lover. Since you're my boyfriend, I ask you to watch me rehearse, and tell me which version of my losing the fights is sexiest. It's such fun! And so sexy! Which leather-trousered version of me do you like best?