I'm interviewing a scientist to potentially head up our Remote Control Lab. He tells me he's invented a remote that can control *people* and hands it over to me. I'm skeptical, especially since it doesn't have an 'off' switch; I'm not going to hand a high-powered job over to someone with no finished invention to show me. But as I begin to conclude the interview, I realise that my left hand seems not to be fully within my control. Furthermore, it seems to be messing with my clothing, rearranging it and...OMG! It's trying to undress me!! And I cannot be seen undressed in the office, especiall...

I'm interviewing a scientist to potentially head up our Remote Control Lab. He tells me he's invented a remote that can control *people* and hands it over to me. I'm skeptical, especially since it doesn't have an 'off' switch; I'm not going to hand a high-powered job over to someone with no finished invention to show me. But as I begin to conclude the interview, I realise that my left hand seems not to be fully within my control. Furthermore, it seems to be messing with my clothing, rearranging it and...OMG! It's trying to undress me!! And I cannot be seen undressed in the office, especially as people have been attracted by the noise and are pouring into my office, only to see me pulling up my skirt to expose my silky slip, completely against my will! Surely, there's some way to stop this before I end up removing ALL MY CLOTHES in front of a crowd of men?