It has been far too long since I've burping clip and based on my sales this year so far I can tell I've been missed. I want you to stop missing me. Heck, I've missed you too. I grab a Truly and start sipping on it. These give me weird baby watery burps. What a disappointment. I want long loud belches. Oops, I spoke to you too soon. The end is filled with loud burps. Huh? Maybe we'll have to make this a weekly date where I see which hard seltzers make me burp the loudest, hardest, and fastest. It'll be like our special play date!!

It has been far too long since I've burping clip and based on my sales this year so far I can tell I've been missed. I want you to stop missing me. Heck, I've missed you too. I grab a Truly and start sipping on it. These give me weird baby watery burps. What a disappointment. I want long loud belches. Oops, I spoke to you too soon. The end is filled with loud burps. Huh? Maybe we'll have to make this a weekly date where I see which hard seltzers make me burp the loudest, hardest, and fastest. It'll be like our special play date!!