Oh hey bitch- got a minute? I need your help! I just noticed I put this sexy lingerie on inside out and now I can't unhook the clasp behind My back. How embarrassing for Me to go on a hot date with this big tag sticking out. I don't mind this once if you come close and get this thing off of Me. Lucky you- getting to put hands on a woman way out of your league! Be gentle with it. Get closer. CLOSER. Look real close and be careful not to rip the delicate fabri.... HAHAHAHHA! (rips fart right in your loser face) you knew that was coming didn't you? you knew there had to be a catch! I'm gonna t...

Oh hey bitch- got a minute? I need your help! I just noticed I put this sexy lingerie on inside out and now I can't unhook the clasp behind My back. How embarrassing for Me to go on a hot date with this big tag sticking out. I don't mind this once if you come close and get this thing off of Me. Lucky you- getting to put hands on a woman way out of your league! Be gentle with it. Get closer. CLOSER. Look real close and be careful not to rip the delicate fabri.... HAHAHAHHA! (rips fart right in your loser face) you knew that was coming didn't you? you knew there had to be a catch! I'm gonna tell everyone I farted on you and you got a boner! I'm gonna tell everyone I farted on you and you begged for more! Want more? Whip your dicklet out! Nothing will go wrong! zWe know you're just a hand humping beta cuck- speaking of. ..Why don't you sniff this jockstrap too since you love stink so much! This is My man's! Sniff his jock so you can know what a real cock is like!