You are ugly, stinky lonely and fat. And you need some help to get some social life and appreciation. Well, you are lucky my fat bastard because Christmas is near and people really likes that red fat dude: Santa Claus. So the solution is that you have to fatten yourself up and order your red outfit. If you want to be loved you have to become the fucking Santa. So, follow my strict and unhealthy diet and grow for me! Ho-ho-ho, bitch !

You are ugly, stinky lonely and fat. And you need some help to get some social life and appreciation. Well, you are lucky my fat bastard because Christmas is near and people really likes that red fat dude: Santa Claus. So the solution is that you have to fatten yourself up and order your red outfit. If you want to be loved you have to become the fucking Santa. So, follow my strict and unhealthy diet and grow for me! Ho-ho-ho, bitch !