Welcome at Fat CO! I'ts me Baal Eldritch, proud CEO of FAT Co. As you see we are only looking for obese employees, and i see that you started gaining weight already! Beautiful! Here at the FAT CO, our mission is to hire only fat people because we really want to help obese people to feel appreciated as the way they are. We are getting amazing bonuses from the government thanks to your hard work, so more fat you become the more money we can get! We believe in simple and straight things, so basically you will get your payment in food. You don't even have to go outside to spend your payment on ...

Welcome at Fat CO! I'ts me Baal Eldritch, proud CEO of FAT Co. As you see we are only looking for obese employees, and i see that you started gaining weight already! Beautiful! Here at the FAT CO, our mission is to hire only fat people because we really want to help obese people to feel appreciated as the way they are. We are getting amazing bonuses from the government thanks to your hard work, so more fat you become the more money we can get! We believe in simple and straight things, so basically you will get your payment in food. You don't even have to go outside to spend your payment on food, because you will get straight from us! Your one and only mission is : to gain more weight week by week... More weight you gain, more food you get! If you lose weight, you will get bad points. If you get 5 bad points within a year, you can lose your job, so be sure to gobble a lot! We used to measure our employees in every end of the months, so prepared. As you see, the employee of the month is behind me on the wall, he gained 10 kilograms within a week and got diabetes. If you can get an additional diseases thanks to your obesity, you will become a VIP member of our team. Now listen carefully, because i have to tell a lots of things... I see that you are eager to work here, and gain more weight for us, so your future is pretty bright! :) Don't forget: BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER.