My skinny friends me into working out with them tonight, they said they want me to be healthier, but I just don't. I love my fat, squishy body so when I got home I made a giant bowl of popcorn and melted 2 sticks of butter and poured on the seasoned salt and sat down in my bed in my tank top and short shorts and just stuffed my face with buttery goodness. I only had diet mountain dew on hand because my friends dumped out all my real stuff, but I guzzled 2 cans and finally couldn't eat or drink anymore and pulled up my shirt to rub my big, soft, squishy belly.

My skinny friends me into working out with them tonight, they said they want me to be healthier, but I just don't. I love my fat, squishy body so when I got home I made a giant bowl of popcorn and melted 2 sticks of butter and poured on the seasoned salt and sat down in my bed in my tank top and short shorts and just stuffed my face with buttery goodness. I only had diet mountain dew on hand because my friends dumped out all my real stuff, but I guzzled 2 cans and finally couldn't eat or drink anymore and pulled up my shirt to rub my big, soft, squishy belly.