I invited you back to my place and things started getting hot and heavy. I reached inside of your pants, excited to grab a big dick that is ready for me but what do I find?! Nothing! Where is it?! You have disappointed me! So I have no other choice but to humiliate you by showing you all of my toys that I have that are obviously much better than your pin dick! I have to degrade you even more by going through each one telling you how much better they are than you! You could never please me, so you might as well get satisfied seeing how all other dicks can!