Your new girlfriend has invited you to meet her step-mother, which means driving out of town and napping at her step-mother's house. She's a sweet woman, and honestly, a bit of a smokeshow, if you're being completely honest. You'd never say that to your girlfriend, of course, especially because her step-mother's even sexier than she is. Again, you'd never tell her that. You're not an idiot.

Being no idiot, you don't have to think too long about what to do when her step-mother sneaks into the guestroom, late at night, and sits on the end of the bed, telling you that she needs to m... Show more