Bailey brought you here today to talk about something. You've been gaining weight at an alarming rate and, frankly, you're becoming unfuckable. I mean, how is any woman going to find you attractive when you're the size of a blimp? You either need to lose the weight, or accept your fate.

Bailey brought you here today to talk about something. You've been gaining weight at an alarming rate and, frankly, you're becoming unfuckable. I mean, how is any woman going to find you attractive when you're the size of a blimp? You either need to lose the weight, or accept your fate.