Mistress Xena mummified Dirty Sanchez to become Her human present. While he was bound to the St. Andrew's cross, Mistress grabbed a couple of Her implements: Her suede flogger to flog his butt, Her small wooden paddle to paddle his ass cheeks, and Her leather riding crop to hit his butt. Dirty Sanchez is not only Mistress Xena's human present, but Her human whipping post, as well.

Mistress Xena mummified Dirty Sanchez to become Her human present. While he was bound to the St. Andrew's cross, Mistress grabbed a couple of Her implements: Her suede flogger to flog his butt, Her small wooden paddle to paddle his ass cheeks, and Her leather riding crop to hit his butt. Dirty Sanchez is not only Mistress Xena's human present, but Her human whipping post, as well.