That teeny penis of yours is good for only 1 thing~ laughing at!!! But I hear that if ya tug on it, it may grow
~ LOL~
Yeah right!
If that were the case, your sad sliver of man meat would be 10 feet long by now~ we all know how much you shoot off into your palm so that myth is certainly not true! No matter though, that tiny wonder is the only thing about you that could hold my attention and amuse me~ other wise, you'd be a 100% USELESS PILE OF!