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You can deny it all you want, but you ARE a simp. Pay pretty girls online? Jerk-off to paid porn? News flash, you're a simp. It's so obvious, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. You're so lucky to be a simp for me! You drip, and drool, and leak so easily. You do whatever I want. The simp life is the good life.