Hi! Thanks so much for coming into my office today! Please have a seat. As you know, the company has been struggling these past few months and we've had to make some touch decisions. We just aren't able to keep some people on board anymore, and are going to have to let them go. I'm sorry but...wait a second. Are those new pants? Those look really nice on you. Turn around and let me see. Actually, on second thought I do need a new personal assistant, you'd have to take a pay cut though it's a great job! Your duties would include answering the phone and running errands among other things. Oh ...

Hi! Thanks so much for coming into my office today! Please have a seat. As you know, the company has been struggling these past few months and we've had to make some touch decisions. We just aren't able to keep some people on board anymore, and are going to have to let them go. I'm sorry but...wait a second. Are those new pants? Those look really nice on you. Turn around and let me see. Actually, on second thought I do need a new personal assistant, you'd have to take a pay cut though it's a great job! Your duties would include answering the phone and running errands among other things. Oh and also, you have to make me orgasm. And I'm going to need you to make me do that right now.