I had to remove the batteries from my remote at the hotel because I needed new batteries for my vibrator. I asked the hotel desk to send me new batteries. They sent a handyman instead and I had to explain to him why the batteries went missing. I had my calendar out and he saw my name. He said he's seen my videos so I asked him if he wanted my autograph and a calendar. His reply was that he wanted much more than that. I got to fuck this fan, Dan the handyman

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