Sitting here on a Friday Night reading my book. You have no interest in reading. I know your starring at the tapping of my foot and watching my calves jiggle. You also notice that I'm not wearing underwear. I'm so clued to my book that I put my shoe on the wrong foot. Luckily, I notice right away. I do stand up and look out my window because I thought I heard a sound outside.

Sitting here on a Friday Night reading my book. You have no interest in reading. I know your starring at the tapping of my foot and watching my calves jiggle. You also notice that I'm not wearing underwear. I'm so clued to my book that I put my shoe on the wrong foot. Luckily, I notice right away. I do stand up and look out my window because I thought I heard a sound outside.