It's not ridiculous! We go out to dinner, I'm wearing my favorite dress, and all you do is stare at the waitress. I'm sick of it, I really am. Apologies aren't going to work this time! But... I was talking with my friend, YES the one you hate. She was telling me that it might be a good idea to reign in your lust. She said she's done it multiple times, castrated previous boyfriends. Listen, it's that or we're done. This is an ultimatum, you either let me castrate you and prove your love, or we break up.

It's not ridiculous! We go out to dinner, I'm wearing my favorite dress, and all you do is stare at the waitress. I'm sick of it, I really am. Apologies aren't going to work this time! But... I was talking with my friend, YES the one you hate. She was telling me that it might be a good idea to reign in your lust. She said she's done it multiple times, castrated previous boyfriends. Listen, it's that or we're done. This is an ultimatum, you either let me castrate you and prove your love, or we break up.