How long has it been since your last confession? I'm sure it's been quite a while, but don't worry. All you need to do is follow what I say, and confess. How full of sin you must be. Greed, gluttony, sloth, even lust. Through me, God will hear you. And you have nothing to worry about, what would a nun like myself, someone so much closer to god. So don't worry, and just let the timer run down along with letting all that sin out. So full of lust, I bet you're even feeling it now, with your hand down your pants.

How long has it been since your last confession? I'm sure it's been quite a while, but don't worry. All you need to do is follow what I say, and confess. How full of sin you must be. Greed, gluttony, sloth, even lust. Through me, God will hear you. And you have nothing to worry about, what would a nun like myself, someone so much closer to god. So don't worry, and just let the timer run down along with letting all that sin out. So full of lust, I bet you're even feeling it now, with your hand down your pants.