You’re just a tiny man living in a world tormented by me, a cruel giantess. I have accumulated extreme notoriety for relentlessly pummeling and flattening tiny villages. Foolishly, you have snuck into my home in order to stoke your simple-minded curiosity. I sniff you out, pick you up in my fist, and begin interrogating you. I demand to know why you are here. You meet me with insults and attitude instead of the normal tiny-man fear I’ve grown accustomed to. Your lack of respect incenses me, so I inform you that I will punish you by making you my pet and flattening your village. You stubborn...

You’re just a tiny man living in a world tormented by me, a cruel giantess. I have accumulated extreme notoriety for relentlessly pummeling and flattening tiny villages. Foolishly, you have snuck into my home in order to stoke your simple-minded curiosity. I sniff you out, pick you up in my fist, and begin interrogating you. I demand to know why you are here. You meet me with insults and attitude instead of the normal tiny-man fear I’ve grown accustomed to. Your lack of respect incenses me, so I inform you that I will punish you by making you my pet and flattening your village. You stubbornly refuse to tell me where your village is, so I get to work burping on you in my tightened fist. Pretty soon you won’t be able to resist my demands any longer, because my powerful burps are slowly melting your tiny brain. You beg me to show you mercy, but nothing short of the exact location of your village will get me to stop. I describe in detail how I will absolutely wreck and flatten your village and even your family. You’ll witness a level of evil and cruelty you didn’t even know existed. That’s right, I’m even going to bring you along and make you watch. My continued burping eventually muddles your thoughts as you grow quiet. I describe what your life will be from hereon out, as my little pet. You’ll be subjected to constant burping, farting, and squashing from every part of my giant body. Finally, I sense your brain is now mush. I give you a series of petty commands to test your obedience. Satisfied that you’ve broken, I demand the location of your village one last time. After you provide it, I tell you that I am going to put you under. When you wake up, I’ll be demolishing your village. With one last burp, I knock you out.