Karly Salinas slinks into bed wearing her comfiest sweatpants, tube socks, and fluffy slippers. She starts apologizing for not going out to get you a birthday gift—the weather was just so bad that she thought she’d stay in bed with you. She rubs her thick socks together and begs you to stay with her. Karly admits since she didn’t get you an actual gift—she would let you pick a gift—anything you wanted. You think about it for a second... then lift up a roll of duct tape. Karly nervously giggles, but agrees for you.

Next thang you know, Karly is in a hogtie of rope and duct tape!! A... Show more