Today I am going to make you a special delightful treat.

I am going to smash cookies, marshmallows and chocolate all over my feet for you to watch and enjoy. You think you are special enough to be my wash boy? Well, what are you going to do for me to have that special job?? What are you going to give me to be able to lick my feet clean after this special delight treat I spent my time making for you? HMM, $100, $1000, or all your money!!! You think I would even pick you to be my wash boy, HA..