I am in my kitchen in platform shoes crushing up sausage. I am stepping all over it and smearing it all along the kitchen floor, My shoes begin to get a bit slippery and I loose my balance. I slip and slide all over the floor the regain control. I add some butter to the mis to make the floor even more slippery. I slip and slide all over, my feet are running in place as fast as i can make them go. I loose all control, even fall to my knees as I work to regain my footing. This is the funniest thing I have done in awhile and I am laughing and giggling the whole time, telling you how slippery the ... Show more