You have decided that you want to get into shape and what better way than to hire me as your personal trainer. Now when I say Im going to bust your balls over working out, I mean literally. You will do the workouts the way I tell you to and properly and if you don't then I get to kick you in the balls with my shiny, pointy flats that I work specifically for your training. Ready to get in shape and for me to bust those balls?

You have decided that you want to get into shape and what better way than to hire me as your personal trainer. Now when I say Im going to bust your balls over working out, I mean literally. You will do the workouts the way I tell you to and properly and if you don't then I get to kick you in the balls with my shiny, pointy flats that I work specifically for your training. Ready to get in shape and for me to bust those balls?