Why hello there, I’m glad you’ve come to see me today and offer yourself to me. I’m very much looking for a good boy that does as he’s told. Could that be you?I guess we will find out...

I know you have a strong urge to serve so today you get to be my human trash can. Be a good boy for me and take everything and anything I dump on you with a smile. I want to see the happiness in your face as you show your purpose of being my human trash can.

Why hello there, I’m glad you’ve come to see me today and offer yourself to me. I’m very much looking for a good boy that does as he’s told. Could that be you?I guess we will find out...

I know you have a strong urge to serve so today you get to be my human trash can. Be a good boy for me and take everything and anything I dump on you with a smile. I want to see the happiness in your face as you show your purpose of being my human trash can.