I can barely fit in my jeans anymore with this big bloated belly. It's so uncomfortable and it's been days since I last went! I have a Halloween Party to go to tonight and won't be able to get into my costume if I can't push this out!

I push and groan and moan and squirm on the toilet twice, only pushing out a couple of squirts of pee and squeaky farts at first then successfully starting the movement of several large chunky ones into the bowl. I wipe and flush when done.