I'm feeling backed up and BORED so I'm taking some laxatives. I don't like to do it often because of the cramps but I'm drinking TONS of water and eating lots this time!

First I show off the beautiful black kitchen sink i installed recently by hopping onto the countertop and going right on the sparkling, dark surface. Looks like I had some really hard dense turds that were clogging me up. Made me hungry so some tea and food and more pills next!

The gallons of tea i had went right through me! maybe that 2nd pill wasn't necessary because I go into (my beautiful, streamlined,... Show more