Miss Demi Lux and I are going through the household accounts. Our room mate hasn't paid their share for 4 months.

The worst we've ever had.

We call him in, he makes promises about paying extra in the future - but we don't trust him.

So we have an idea, we will embarrass him, and film it. And if he doesn't pay then we will send it to his parents, his girlfriend and put it on the internet for sale.

We give him a large girthy cucumber, and have him suck it - showing his deep throat skills to the camera.

I mean...

Miss Demi Lux and I are going through the household accounts. Our room mate hasn't paid their share for 4 months.

The worst we've ever had.

We call him in, he makes promises about paying extra in the future - but we don't trust him.

So we have an idea, we will embarrass him, and film it. And if he doesn't pay then we will send it to his parents, his girlfriend and put it on the internet for sale.

We give him a large girthy cucumber, and have him suck it - showing his deep throat skills to the camera.

I mean, surely he's not going to want this video to get out, he'd hate if you bought it.